Selfish

Lotta the Liar,



I have a serious question for you. Why does your daughter cry all the time? Morning, noon, and night; that kid of yours is crying. What are you doing to her; what are you not doing for her?

Why I’m asking you this at this time is because on Monday, the 20th of October you lied to me and, I suppose, to the Excel energy worker you had come out to ‘our’ place. You apparently did not have permission from the land-lord to enter “my” premises to check on what-ever you wanted to check on. I certainly was not informed. You lied to me and knowingly intruded on my privacy; shame on you Lotta; shame.

While I have your attention I must voice my disapproval of your parenting and general character. You appear to be a very selfish person; you allow your child to bounce a ball regularly in your un-carpeted apartment knowing full-well that there is another tenant directly below you. You allow the same child to thump around with shoes on when the other tenant is home. Do you not allow your daughter to play outside, in the fresh air? I have never witnessed it. You yourself, vacuum before 9am, knowing the other tenant may be sleeping in.

At times I have nearly felt sorry for you, to have to deal with that annoying, screaming child, but then I hear you yodeling and carrying on as your boyfriend (not the father of your current child) bangs you upstairs. You must be going for unwed child number two.

Sincerely,

Your disgusted neighbor.